Hot Biscuits

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Roger, roger, ten-four
Norm, here, my handle’s Elsinore
The skies are bright, the road is clear
Trucking along, use my knees to steer

On the way to Albuquerque
I’m going to see Flo, at the Road Jerk
She's just me type o' lass
Pretty, sweet, with a touch of sass


Whether with steak and eggs
Or just a little bit of jam
Flo’s hot biscuits satisfy
Even a demanding man


Aww schucks, I better settle in
It’s a long haul, even with gin
I don’t condone drinkin’ and drivin’
But when it comes to biscuits, Flo’s leave me desirin’

My gut rumbles, my piehole drools
I rub my ‘stache just like a fool
My belt’s too tight, I gotta fight
These urges with all my might


Whether with steak and eggs
Or just a little bit of jam
Flo’s hot biscuits satisfy
Even a demanding man


Last time it took a week
To recover, I could not speak
My legs could barely work, I say
They shook and twitched for days

Anything I can do
These itches are so damn cruel
I try to stop dreaming, but can’t
Flo’s hot biscuits make me cream my pants


Whether with steak and eggs
Or just a little bit of jam
Flo’s hot biscuits satisfy
Even a demanding man


There’s the sign, I’m finally here
I park my rig and dash for the rear
No, I don’t head inside
Not into the diner, do I stride

Found the john’s door, I saunter in
Where Flo throws off her apron (ape-rah-in)
I gorge myself again and again
Then go back for more hot biscuit sin


Whether with steak and eggs
Or just a little bit of jam
Flo’s hot biscuits satisfy
Even a demanding man

Try ’em with sausage gravy
Or just a slice of ham
Flo’s hot biscuits satisfy
The most demanding man

That’s me!

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from In Dying Times, released July 2, 2014

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